TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

Wii Fit Trainer | Wii Fit

[fitnessenthusiast]

1

Her eyes flicker in confusion before she quickly rises out of the bed. Well, that's odd. The Trainer hasn't slept in a many years. She always considered it one of those things that happened to other people.

After thirty minutes of stretching, push-ups, and other exercise, she decides to explore a bit. Perhaps they have a jogging track. Or a gym. But it hardly matters. Its not like anything can stop her from exercising.

2

You know what this is? A perfect opportunity. Sure people might die or whatever, but what's really important is getting people fit.

She manages to find a pretty good spot to lay down some mats and begin her stretches. Maybe someone could join her and she could teach them how important it is to stay healthy and fit. There isn't anything more important than that!

3-A

She stares at the paper in her hand, not a single definable expression on her face. Is she upset? Angry? Sad? Its impossible to tell. But one thing's certain: the contents of that note shook her to the very core.

Or she can't read. One or the other.

3-B

There's something wrong. There's something horribly wrong. The bear released some kind of... "virus" into the camp. She's never experienced such a thing before. Her entire body hurt, every limb aching in pain. Even standing up is exhausting and sweat-inducing.

Who invented such a horrible concept as sickness.

5

[Choose a challenger and make your own scenario]

2

[dennishopper]

[You know who never exercises? EVER? It's the Bowz. You guessed it. So, he's gonna stare at the Trainer like she has three heads.]

Da crud is this supposed to be?! [He's only asking because you happened to lay down those mats right in front of the kitchen.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

Hello there! [Her voice sounds cheerful, but not in a way that seems very genuine.]

I'm working on improving my balance. How about you?

[dennishopper]

Well, I might be looking on improving my FIST IN YOUR FACE if you don't get out of the way, chump!

[He could very easily walk around all of this.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

Having your fist in my face is not an ideal way to improve balance or arm strength. How about we try some torso twists?

[dennishopper]

Yeah, that's right! Maybe I could twist your torso, bub!

[fitnessenthusiast]

That would prevent me from completing the exercise on my own merit.

[And that's not how exercising should go.]

2

[thejusticewagon]

[...hm.

HMMMM. That pose she's doing is a pretty SWEET POSE... but can Cynthia pull it off? Her balance isn't the best, but maybe she can do tree...

...she gives it a shot! It's going pretty OH NOPE DOWN SHE GOES WITH A CLANG AND A CLATTER]

[fitnessenthusiast]

[The Trainer smiles (?) when Cynthia attempts a yoga pose, only for her face to fall when that doesn't follow through. Don't worry Cynthia, she is an experienced trainer. She'll provide you with necessary encouragement.]

Your balance is a little shaky.

[thejusticewagon]

...heh, yeah, it's not quite my greatest asset.

[She at least seems to bounce back easily enough, given that sounded like it should've smarted...]

You make it seem really easy... tell me all of your secrets! I must know them to take my posing up to the next level!

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Oh good! Training the bodies of the young and old are all she's ever wanted to do. So her strange not-smile returns at Cynthia's enthusiasm.]

If a pose is too challenging for you, focus on just stretching your back.

[thejusticewagon]

...oh, does that help with balancing, then? All right, just...

[LET'S DO A STRETCH, THEN. It's gotta be the one where you reach over, right?]

[fitnessenthusiast]

Breathe slowly as you hold this pose. Focus on centering your balance.

[thejusticewagon]

Okay, I'm gonna do it!

[DEEEEEEEP BREATH

LET'S FOCUS

FOCUS

FOCUS...

AND TRY IT AGAIN!]

Haaaa!

1 it's you

[boostpower]

[They totally have a gym, for the purposes of this thread, because why not. Not that Falcon is really looking to use it, at the moment--he's just sort of happened upon it by accident and decides to give it the once-over because what else is he supposed to do? Maybe there's some kind of lead as to who drugged and kidnapped him to this place, and he's determined to comb every inch of it until he gets some answers.

Though it is, in fact, a serviceable gym, it's predictably another dead end. Frustrating and aggravating and all things considered, it's probably not the place he wants to be found by the literal embodiment of fitness.

But, you know, here he is anyway.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

[Gym.

GYM.

Its possible Falcon would be spared this suffering if the Trainer wasn't the sort of person who's priorities were more on lifting weights and push-ups rather than investigating her own kidnapping. But that's how the cookie crumbles. Not that she's ever touched a cookie.

The point is, she slowing down her little exercise to a slow jog in place about ten feet away.]

Hello there! Ready to work out?

[boostpower]

Uh--

[Falcon's expression (what can be seen of it, anyway) is a mixture between 'I have just been caught doing something I should not have been doing' and 'why do you want to work out; we have all been kidnapped'. The overall effect is one of bewilderment as he gives her a quick once-over and proceeds with caution.]

Not really, no.

[But honestly, does this look like a guy who is not ready to work out.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

Exercising every day is the first step to good posture!

[That's probably supposed to be encouragement, but her expression doesn't really change all that much. She doesn't seem to really notice his confusion either.]

[boostpower]

Yeah, I know.

[Sort of. He does exercise every day, though, he promises. Falcon just has more important things on his mind right now, and his expression changes to one that's altogether more openly confused, instead of just mildly bewildered.]

I'm a little busy right now.

[Too busy figuring out who kidnapped them to exercise.]

[fitnessenthusiast]

Are you sure? Your balance is a little shaky.

[boostpower]

[Hang on. He's checking.

Humoring her is more like it, because Falcon is always certain of himself at all times, and he's completely positive there's nothing shaky about his posture. There never is.]

I'm sure.

[This is the face of someone who is very sure.]

2

[cantread]

[You know who needs to get fit? This lazy shit right here.

He's never actually done yoga before, so he has no idea what is going on when he sees the mats on the floor.]

What, is it naptime already?

[fitnessenthusiast]

[She gives him what presumably counts as a smile for her face.]

Sleeping can interfere with an exercise routine. Avoiding it ideal for a healthy regiment.

[cantread]

I don't know about that, a nap in the afternoon sounds perfect.

[But she seems to be about exercise, so.]

What are they for, then?

[fitnessenthusiast]

Yoga exercises without a mat could be damaging to knees. Knees are a crucial part of the human body.