TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

[YO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY BRO]

You wanna say that again, old fart?! Or do you wanna go get your son to come say it for you!

[Now she's standing up and she's ready to fight.]

[dennishopper]

I might as well - you and your cruddy golfing skills really aren't worth my time!

[Aaaaand there's smoke billowing out of his nostrils now.]

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

Aww, is someone jealous that he can't hit straight?! And let's not even talk about your tennis playing! Talk about worthless racket!

[She stomps her foot on the ground.]

And at baseball? You're so big and slow, no wonder you can't get around the diamond!

[dennishopper]

Put your coins where your mouth is! I'm the king of playing sports, you can't even run your own kingdom!

[Bowser sneers.]

Maybe we should ring up that old alien buddy of your's! One time kidnapping you and he disappears! He must've realized what a pain you are!

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

I don't need to run my own kingdom! You leave yours alone and everything goes boom!

[She laughs at him.]

I'd rather be a pain than old and fat! Least I've got talent!

[dennishopper]

You want talent, you Peach wannabe?! I've got more talent in my tail than you do in your whole body! Talent is practically leaking out of my shell!

[This is very pleasant. The sounds of yelling mixed with the sound of the Super Mario Brothers Movie. A fanboy's dream, truly.]

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

Let's settle this! There's a Racing game in the arcade! You'll regret everything you've ever said to me!

[We just need lava. Everything's better with lava.]

[dennishopper]

You're on, sister, but don't be surprised when I squish you to pieces!

[He knows it!]

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

Hah! The only way you could do that is if you sat on me! You don't scare me!

[And there's no way she's letting you do that, you old fart!]