TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

[falcoff]

Or a disgusting shaven monkey.

[Staaaare. Get a good earnest look from Leon's eyes because that's a string of nonsense you're speaking skin-robot-ape.]

Why do you speak such lies? I'm a lizard standing right before you and I'm me-sized! I exist!

I haven't taken over any systems yet, but my crew is working on it.

[theothersissel]

Hey, now, no need to call each other names. We're just talking. Man to...lizard.

[Gods, this is so weird. It really is. He honestly could keep going on about this "YOU CAN'T BE A LIZARD" thing but, eh, he doesn't feel like it. Part of him is still going to think it's just some elaborate costume.]

Your crew, huh? What, is it made up of other lizards like you?

[falcoff]

What's a man? Some kind of ape-machine?

[Don't get existential, Leon. He scoffs at that question.]

Don't be stupid! We're not called Star Wolf just because of my great genius alone! There's the foolish Panther Caruso and then the ruthless, brave Wolf O'Donell!

[theothersissel]

Nothing "machine" about us. We're...mammals, I guess? Like a really evolved form of mammals.

[He's a programmer, not a biologist, cut him a little slack on his lack of scientific knowledge.]

Panther? Wolf? Huh. Sounds like names I'd hear on some kid's show...but cool, I guess. They're not here?

[falcoff]

Really pitiful mammals more like. All your fur is in one place!

[No slack will be cut here you will take the FULL BRUNT of the slack.]

They're not some cartoon, they're a ruthless group of mercenaries. If they WERE here, I wouldn't be talking to you.