TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

[bloodfridge]

Well duh, I'm not going to eat it all in one sitting. You really think that bear is just going to keep giving us food for nothing? Hell, I'm surprised this wasn't even poisoned.

[But then that'd defeat the purpose, right? Blah blah blah despair blah blah blah 100% real cotton blah blah murder. Literally all he got out of that.]

[cantread]

You might end up poisoning yourself instead. Food goes bad quickly, and by the time you get back to it whatever you make might be spoiled.

It's a much better idea to share, and have others share with you later.

[HINT HINT HINT]

[bloodfridge]

Right, because refrigerators don't exist.

[Though even he knows that's a shit excuse. Anyone could sneak into the kitchen and poison it while it's in the fridge. Or just eat it without his knowing. Dammit, what is it with people and mooching off of him?]

...but fine, whatever. I'll let you have some if it'll get you to shut up.

[cantread]

[Pretty much, and Sissel is about to point some of those out, but hey it looks like he caved finally.]

I think I can manage that.

[Great success, he won't be going hungry tonight.]

[bloodfridge]

[He almost feels like asking if Sissel's sure just to be a wise ass, but he refrains. Ragna grabs a small bowl from the cupboards, one just big enough to get a small taste, and brings it over to the pot. He pours some of the udon into said bowl, taking great care to at least get a little of everything, before handing Sissel a spoon along with the bowl.]

Here. Taste this and tell me what you think.