TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

EVA | Metal Gear

[eatsnakes]

1)
Hey, have you seen any tools around?

[ Titling her head, a hand on her hip and the device in the other, Eva stares at the person in question. It would be good to get some tools in her hands as soon as possible so she could get to, erm, work. ]

2-A)

[ Eva had come here to find some sort of amusement. This movie happens to be far from it and already she is digging around in hopes to find something else. Maybe in a box in the back? That is where she heads but then --

crash

A few of said boxes have fallen onto her now. ]

2-B)

[ There is something wrong with this kitchen. Pushing her brows together, Eva hummed in thought. ]

This place is ... too small. I wonder how we're supposed to feed fifteen people in a kitchen this size.

2-B

[thejusticewagon]

[Cynthia's been going through some of the cupboards to see what sorts of supplies they have for making the good stuff, and she kind of peeks up...]

Maybe they kind of expect us to make our own stuff and eat outside instead of in here? It seems like there's a lot of stuff.

[eatsnakes]

Hm...

[ That is a logical answer. ] It'll allow people to eat by themselves to.

[ Which is a tad bit of a shame when Eva thinks about it, but oh well. Some people prefer to do that. ]

I haven't seen a dining room though.

[thejusticewagon]

Eh, there's no problem with eating wherever as long as you've made sure nothing's trying to kill you or anything. You just have to not make a mess and it's fine!

[she hadn't eaten in a dining room for literal years before going back in time, it's cool]

[eatsnakes]

Depends on where you are, someone or something could always be lurking in the shadows. It's odd to think that in a school there could be someone willing to do that, but there could easily be all sorts of people here and --

[ She's getting slightly off track. ]

... I do see your point however.

[thejusticewagon]

Well, at least they're probably not undead, so that makes everything fine, right? I mean, if those are around you should always keep your back to the wall and a knife by you and aim for the head.

[eatsnakes]

Are you talking about zombies? Seeing they're not real, it is a bit of a given. I think we're safe from those.

[ Be pretty bizarre otherwise. ]

[thejusticewagon]

...nope, they're pretty real. We call them Risen, but I guess they're the same? Probably? I don't know, if it's dead people rising from their graves to kill everything alive, that's what I'm talking about.

[eatsnakes]

So, just so I understand this correctly -- you have seen humans that are dead walking around again? ... Talk about strange.

[thejusticewagon]

Yeah... believe me, I really wish it wasn't the case. We got rid of most of them back... home? But my original home just kind of got hopelessly infested with them and it was pretty bad.

[eatsnakes]

That is interesting. I do wonder what caused them to be risen again. I suppose you wouldn't know the answer to that, would you?

[ hopefully she won't mind the question because this one finds herself quite curious about the new information she was just given. ]

[thejusticewagon]

Oh, it was the evil dragon god Grima! ...I guess dark mages might be able to do it too, but it was mostly Grima. That's... just a thing he can do, I guess.

2-A

[asclepiansword]

[My, that was unfortunate. Those poor boxes didn't ask for that, EVA.]

[The one that was inconspicuously placed upside-down would certainly have no part of this terrible box avalanche, thank you, very much.]

[eatsnakes]

[ It's a good thing she doesn't take her annoyance out on the boxes because a certain one could have been hit. Instead, EVA is going to be good and just try to organize them. ]

...

[ She is stunned when she moves Liquid's box though. ]

[asclepiansword]

!

[ALERT 99.99]

...What? What do you want?

[eatsnakes]

You were in a box. A box that is upside down.

Why?

[ Because no sane person would just be hanging around inside of a box. ]