TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

[falcoff]

[You wanted to be entertained? Well, that was your first mistake. Because like raining like death from above comes a chameleon.]

[totaldrag]

[You wanted to do that to Ashley? That was your first mistake. She simply just...stares up at Leon, raising an eyebrow.]

[falcoff]

[Don't question the whims of the great Leon. He needs to hone his combat prowess.

Slinking up from the floor he pops his neck as he rolls his shoulders.]

...couldn't you do better than that? At least a little noise?

[totaldrag]

Throw a little effort my way, then maybe you can get a little noise.

[Awwwww snappppp.]

[falcoff]

[That makes him crinkle his muzzle.]

Who says you're worth the effort?

[totaldrag]

[Her eyes dart to where Leon leaped down from, before moving back to the lizard.]

The fact that you went to all that effort in the first place speaks volumes.

[falcoff]

I didn't climb specifically for YOU, annoying ape!

[totaldrag]

Whatever you say.

[She shrugs at that. Whatever, dude. You sad strange little man.]

[falcoff]

Don't 'whatever' me! I'm the great Leon! I could have you killed with a piece of paper!

[totaldrag]

It'd have to be a pretty strong piece of paper.

[falcoff]

What do you know about assassination?

[totaldrag]

Well, considering your murder weapon of choice is apparently a piece of paper...I know that you're pretty bad at it.

[falcoff]

That's not my only choice, you fool. I could kill you with anything!

[totaldrag]

I'm sure.

[Her voice is literally dripping with sarcasm.]

[falcoff]

[Frustrated noise.]

I could just trip you instead.]

[totaldrag]

Go ahead. We'll just see where that gets you.

[That is...not a tone that should be used by a girl her age.]

[falcoff]

[As if that worries the Great Leon.]

What are you gonna do, kill me?

[totaldrag]

There are fates much worse than death.

[GDI Leon she'll turn you into a -spoon-]

[falcoff]

Watch me, I worse-than-kill you first.

[totaldrag]

That's not a verb.

[Blink blink.]

Maybe once you learn how to use grammar correctly, you can pass for an actual threat.

[falcoff]

I can do what I want to language! I mangle it! Like I can mangle you!

[totaldrag]

With that piece of paper you were talking about?

[falcoff]

Any.

[totaldrag]

So you're not just limiting yourself to one piece of paper, then? Good to know. Might give you a more varied skillset.

[falcoff]

No, you're going to die by ONE paper. You won't know WHICH.