TEST DRIVE [SMASH RONPA]

[monoguests]

Smash Ronpa Test Drive

Smash Life of Mutual Killing

Guidelines
Welcome to Smash Ronpa's test drive! In lieu of a Mock Trial, due to this round's length, we'll be keeping this test drive open until the opening of the game on September 28th. Reserves will be happening on September 18th, and you can use 20 comments (from your character) on the game's application! Otherwise, this TDM is here to help you figure out how/who you might want to play, and can help you get to know some of the players in the upcoming round. Don't feel like you have to apply just because you play on the TDM!

This post is, however, exclusively open to characters who fit the round's character guidelines. In other words - Nintendo characters and other video game characters who have appeared on a Nintendo consoles. Please check out our FAQ for more detail on this, or hit up smashronpa if you have any questions about character choices or anything else!

1) ARRIVAL
You wake up comfortably enough in a nice-looking, despite the overabundance of pink everywhere. It's well-furnished and decently roomy - there's even a little fireplace in there! The only problem is that even despite the sense of familiarity some might feel, this clearly wasn't the room you went to sleep in the night before.

Welcome the Monobear Training Camp! It may take a few minutes to gather your bearings, but you'll eventually stumble into the wide open world of the camp. If you look hard enough, you might find an odd electronic device somewhere on your person - giving you access to 15 different "student profiles". It's time to figure out just where you've ended up, now isn't it?

2) LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD
By now, you're acquainted with everybody here and you're sloooowlllyyyy growing bored. Bored enough to kill? No. Bored enough to actually try and entertain yourselves in this place? Yes. Yes, you are. Thankfully, this place has plenty of ways to entertain! You might just try to cook something up in the kitchen, play around in the well-stocked arcade, and even a neat little library! There's even a large movie theater, but your enjoyment of that might be hampered by the fact that there's only one movie playing on repeat. At all times. Remember, we're trying to cause despair here.

What some might find creepy, however, is that all the rooms are far bigger than they should be. The layout of this place is...it doesn't make any sense. There are windows and pathways where there shouldn't be, and it seems as though the rooms are almost overlapping each other. Don't think about it for too long.

3) WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION
IT'S MOTIVE DAY! What's going to drive you to kill? Drive you to end of the chain? CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S HAPPENING TODAY. Either nab a motive from any of the previous rounds or invent your own!

4) AND DEATH'S THE FINAL WORD
It was bound to happen eventually. Either you're dying, or someone close to you is about to make it up the great big Warp Pipe in the sky. Either try to get a few last words out before you go, or go off and investigate in the wake of their death.

5) WILDCARD
Who even knows- do whatever you want, man! Unless it's pissing off the headmaster. Don't do that.

Comments

Bowser | Super Kidnap Simulator

[dennishopper]

a.

[Grumble grumble grumble. Bowser is still super-convinced he's going to cream all of these losers and get himself out of here, but now's not the time for that. What it is time for, however, is occupying himself in the absolutely enormous movie theater. He has a giant bag of popcorn - lovingly labeled with the words "MONOBEAR CINEMAS" and our lovely headmaster's mug, and somehow manages to fit himself in a triple-wide seat.

Of course, if it weren't for his lack of flame breath, he'd be spitting fireballs at the screen right now.]

Oh, come on! They didn't even try to capture my brilliant likeness! Who's this leather-wearing lizard-looking chump, huh?!

b.

[It's motive day, and the Bowz is not happy. Monobear's already made himself disappear at this point, so he can't exactly smash the guy in the face. He lets out a deafening roar - one that would surely create flames if that stupid bear had left him with that ability, and angrily marches off to the mess hall.

As Bowser stomps off, he drops what he was given as part of the motive: a photo of himself surrounded by...who are these guys?]

WILDCARD

[DOWN FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING.]

A

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

[Excuse me, if anyone is going to cream anyone, it's Princess Daisy. You back up off of her sir.

Daisy can play nice, however, so she's totally up for movie night! And she's stealing Bowser's popcorn too. Not that he'd notice, right? Getting comfortable in her own seat, she looks up to the screen.]

Ugh, I know! He's so gross! What kind of guy has spikes on his head like that?

[Stealing more popcorn right now.]

They didn't even get me right! Archeology?! As if!

[dennishopper]

[MAN, he doesn't even care at this point, he's bored enough that he would watch this with anyone. Besides, a princess is a princess, and Daisy does fit that bill. Though he is totally gonna try and nudge that popcorn back - even if it is extra extra extra large. ]

They're not even spikes! It's just this stupid guy's hair!

[Just kind of flailing those massive claws all over the place.]

Also, why would I ever kidnap you? None of this crap makes sense!

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

[Hey you're not so bad, we should totally go go-karting after we don't get murdered and die. Just saying. We could even invite Waluigi and sneak onto Super Bell Subway, it'll be great. Also, hey! Don't steal her popcorn she's stealing from you! This is rude.]

Man, that looks extra ridiculous! You'd have like... better hair! I'd always thought you'd be like a red head.

[Hey, whoa! You'll knock over the popcorn! Jerk!]

You mean, how could you ever kidnap me. Because there's no way you'd be able to kidnap someone like me!

[We in a fite.]

[dennishopper]

[YOU NEVER KNOW, YO. Also, hat in the name of Rainbow Road is a Waluigi? Quit jabbering your gibberish, he doesn't have time for that.]

I am a redhead! You see this flowing mane, kid? All natural, grade-A Bowser!

[Oh, man. That earns Daisy a deep and bellowing laugh, one that actually manages to knock some of the popcorn out of the back.]

Gwahahahaha! If I wanted to, I could kidnap you in a heartbeat, sister!

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

[Sorry old man, do you need your ears cleaned? Also no, no rainbow road, not after the last time.]

I meant human you, dum dum! Of course you've got red hair... have you washed it recently?

[OH. YOU'RE ON.]

You? Please! I realize you kidnap Peach all the time, but I'm totally different! You couldn't kidnap me on your best day!

[dennishopper]

[Forget about his hair - this is not a road you want to go down, Daisy. I'm not talking about Rainbow Road, I'm talking about the "don't you dare think you can insult Bowser's kidnapping" skills road. It's somehow more challenging and way easier to fall off of.]

Is that a kidnapping challenge? In case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of the master of the craft!

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

[Who are we talking about here? A cute little princess who needs rescuing all the time or a Princess who will slam a volleyball in your face and apologize after the fact.]

Really? Then why do you always need help to do it, old man?

[Trash talking TO THE HOOP]

[dennishopper]

[All of them! Every princess!]

Old man?! Means a lot coming from the girl who doesn't matter outside of our little sports competitions!

[AW SNAP.]

[howdoesyourgardengrow]

[YO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY BRO]

You wanna say that again, old fart?! Or do you wanna go get your son to come say it for you!

[Now she's standing up and she's ready to fight.]

b

[falcoff]

[The big lizard had a flair for the dramatics, didn't he? Said without a hint of self awareness.

So when in the mess hall he hears the koopa's huge roar he can't help ignore his own troubles and roll his eyes every which way possible. There's a slight kinship in lizardom, but come on.]

Can't you get your pesky feelings out some other way?

[dennishopper]

[Hrmph! This little guy again? Bowser is not in the mod right now, Mr. Powalski.]

I'll get a better way when I find that little runt and squish him!

[falcoff]

[Falco is made of all sorts of moods, none of them good.]

If you're going to start why not start using that oven breath and burning the school down?

[dennishopper]

I would, if that stupid bear didn't take it away from me!

[falcoff]

That's right, the little annoying fluffball took everything: my guns, my knives...

[Eyes Bowser.]

Maybe I can borrow your horns...

a

[effectivefacekicking]

[Chair backs and wings don't really get along, so Pittoo is perched on one of said backs, looking way too amused with himself]

I dunno, I think it's pretty close..

[dennishopper]

[SNORT.]

What are you talking about? This suit-wearin' freak doesn't come anywhere near matching my awesomeness!

[effectivefacekicking]

Hmmm... bad attitude, worse hair. I can't tell the difference.

[dennishopper]

The fact that this weirdo is wearing leather pants should be enough of a difference!

[effectivefacekicking]

...yeah, I'd rather not see that on you.

[He makes a face, looking back at the movie]

And at least your plans aren't this obnoxious. Usually.

[dennishopper]

Yeah, you said it! [...wait.]

My plans are brilliant! This guy is just trying to get some rock when he could just be burning those plumbers with his flamethrower!

[effectivefacekicking]

Yeah, kidnapping and building giant obvious castles are the peak of strategy.

Though yeah, he's really making this a lot more work then it has to be.

B

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[Okay ow those are her ears. You'd think she'd be used to deafening roaring from giant lizards, but apparently Bowser can outdo even most Dragon-types. Nevertheless, she turns her attention to where the king of koopas once was and...finds a photo in his place. She's not sure why she decides to walk over towards it and pick it up, but she does.

...? A family? Can't say she saw that one coming, but it makes sense. Leaving this out in the open seems like a bad idea, even if he didn't realize it. Sure she doesn't particularly like Bowser, but this could be incriminating against him. Someone could use it to try and convince him to "graduate", or it could make him look like the culprit should anyone else try, even if he might not be.

Letting out a brief sigh, Clair attempts to catch up to him. He'll likely hear her ridiculous boots clacking away before he hears her voice calling out to him, though.]

Hold on! You dropped something!

[thejusticewagon]

Maybe they just had leather-wearing lizard-looking chumps where this was made...?

[CYNTHIA IS HELPING.]

...but yeah, I have no idea what they were thinking there...

HA HA A

[screwballkoopa]

[If you were hoping for some peace and quiet here in the movie theater you are sadly mistaken.]

Dad. Dad. Hey, dad. [points to the screen.] Who's that guy? Is he a bad guy? [turns and grabs a fistful of popcorn and shoves it into his mouth.] Can I have some popcorn? [proooobably spitting popcorn bits at you.] I'm thirsty. I gotta go to the bathroom. Can I have more popcorn?